Horrible Parking

I contain a numerous amount of "pet peeves" that absolutely drive me crazy. One of the top "pet peeves" that I have has to do with the awful phenomenon where incompetent people park their vehicles terribly. I hate when I go to drive my car and I come to find that someone has parked his or her car within inches of my own. I personally take extreme pride in my vehicle and I purposely park in the back of the parking lot to try to escape these people that are horrible at parking. 

Dear owner of the _______(color) _________(model of vehicle),

I assume that you went through the necessary training in order to fully operate a vehicle. I also assume that you have a driver’s license that states that you will drive safely and responsibly. However, I doubt your competence when I come out to where I parked my vehicle and see that you have parked within less than a foot of me. At first I attempt to squeeze through both of our vehicles, but unfortunately, I am forced to climb through my passenger's side door in order to get to the drivers seat. It pains me to see the mess that you have made. I have enough respect for other people's property that I consciously park my car in a manner that is not disrespectful for another. I hope you will take this letter into consideration and fix your lack of ability to properly park a vehicle. 

Sincerely,

A disconcerted driver.