Not All These People Have Asthma

You want to know what gets under my skin more than anything?  Heavy Breathers.  I'm not talking about panting after a hard workout or after climbing a hill, I'm talking about those that always have to make sound when they breathe.  Those that sound like a leaf blower when all they're doing is napping on the couch.  Is it really that hard to breathe through your nose?  I hope it's not just me that notices this.  Whether I'm sitting in class taking a test or trying to sleep while camping with my family, I always notice it.  The annoyingly steady rhythm that is constantly noticed by my scrutinizing ears.  I can't concentrate on anything else as soon as I tune into it.

To my little sister:
  I know that you love spending time with me when I visit.  I also know that it is a subconscious thing.  But I cannot stand how you can't seem to close your mouth when you sleep and how the breath comes out sounding like a nerd with severe asthma.  You don't even have asthma!  Please close your mouth and breath through the nose that God gave you.  Thanks!