Ori Nal is one of my great friends, and he is all about sticking it to the man! He likes going to Indy Art Festivals, wearing his button-up shirts with the top button fastened, and mimicking other men with ugly, comb-over like haircuts. He is a nonconformist. So much is he a nonconformist, that he even nonconforms with others, (as if they weren't conforming to one another).
Apart from Ori's ever so tight style and slick upper-lip hairs, he also enjoys listening to music, playing guitar, being in nature and doing things on his Apple Notebook in coffee shops. He is a sensitive guy who has a great, satirical style of humor and enjoys beaches, but not walking on them. Water ruins suede shoes...
So If you're one of those girls that likes a tall, skinny man made to look skinnier and taller by his manner of dress, Ori Nal is the man for you! Call here to (812) 447-7837, that's (812) HIP-STER
P.S. Ori J. Nal was hipster before the hipsters, even the original hipster...
Hahaha that was awesome. Totally gross, but awesome.
ReplyDeleteYour vivid words and humor make this captivating! If I were in to that, I would be sold.
ReplyDeleteIs this a pseudonym for someone you actually know or just a caricature or hipsters in general? It's definitely quirky and funny, but I kept waiting for the tender moment when we would see this person as a real guy who was your friend.
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