Wanted:
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Non-eternal companion for Gregory Jenz, the nicest
boy you would never have talked to.
Details:
- House trained
- Answers to Greg, but you can call him whatever you like. He will come.
- Likes Star Trek figurines, fantasy card games, lightsaber battles, and Lord of the Rings marathons.
Description:
Greg is
perhaps the nicest guy in the whole world. He was unfortunately cursed with a
crippling fear of the opposite gender. I have personally witnessed him cry after
he accidentally knocked a young lady’s books from her hands. Greg is a lot of
fun to have around and has a hilarious, gentle sense of humor. If he would ever
leave his room, I am quite sure he would enjoy being around women. However, as
you may have guessed, Greg would never ask out anybody on his own.
Ladies, that’s where you come in.
Please. Give Greg a call and go on a date with him. Once you
crack his regrettably awkward shell of shyness, you will find a gooey,
jelly-filled center of delicious romance and chivalry. If you don’t ask Greg
out, I guarantee you will never meet him. And that would be a shame.
Gregory Jenz
(801)XXX-XXXX
Available any week night, OBO
I'm digging the almost resume look of this. It gives it a very official feel. Great use of humor as well. I really liked this.
ReplyDeleteJelly-filled center, eh? Haha! I love that you made him sound so appealing. This was a lot of fun to read.
ReplyDeleteHaha this is so funny, I love the sarcasm you use. Greg is so lucky to have such a creative friend. Keep going and soon you'll have him an awesome girlfriend too.
ReplyDeleteIf I was a girl I would date Greg.
ReplyDeleteNice, Brian! You struck a great balance between humor, affection, and respect. That "jelly-donut" line is a winner.
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