The Modern Man

Lets be honest with ourselves. Why do we come to BYU? The answer... to find your dream eternal companion! Well my still single ladies, your long hunt has now come to a close for i have found your match made in heaven, your modern man. His name is Paul, as unassuming a name as is his character. His figure, an impressive five foot ten with broad shoulders and a barrel chest to perfectly fill it out. If your ideal date is a couple of episodes of 30 Rock watched on Netflix, followed by a couple rounds of Modern Warfare on the PS3 then look no further. When Paul was recently asked as to why he doesn't go on more dates, his answer was "because i am waiting for girls to ask me out instead of the other way around." Do you realize what this answer means? It means that Paul is a forward thinking modern man who is so selfless that he doesn't want the female gender to miss out on the thrill of asking someone out on a date. It means that he is a firm believer in equality among the genders to the point of doing away with the cultures and practices of yesteryear. Yes my female friends Paul is the one you have all been waiting for. I would ask you to send me your number if you were interested, but lets be real here, you are going to have to contact him.