Prompt 6: A Declaration

3 infatuated secret admirers leave gifts for you on Valentine's Day. Based on their gifts and notes - what can you deduce about their personalities?
Pick one and respond to the following questions:
What rhetorical appeals are they making? What does that say about them? Would you accept one of the offers? Why?


Admirer 1: A box of chocolates

To the the most beautiful creation at BYU, 

These chocolates don't compare to a fraction of your sweetness! 

I can't stop thinking about you and I can't keep it in anymore!

I've waited so many nights alone for you to come around. 

Now I have to tell you the truth, you're the only one I think about 

and I want the whole world to know!! 

If you feel the same, meet me at midnight by the bench in front to the complex. ;) 

XOXOX

Anonymous

Admirer 2: A teddy bear holding a heart

To someone I have admired for a long time, 

It's not quite fair for someone as good looking as you to be here. 

How can anyone think about studying when they could be thinking about you? 

You're the most kind, intelligent, attractive, talented, and fun person I've ever met. 

If I had a teddy bear like this for every time I think about you during the day, I would have THOUSANDS. However, since thousands of teddy bears would encumber your doorstep and annoy your roommates, I hope you'll accept this offering as a representative offering of my deepest devotion to you. Will you be my Valentine? If so, I have tickets to Living Legends tonight. Call me. 801-828-8309

Sincerely, 

Someone close by

Admirer 3: A single red rose

Hey Mr./Ms. Wonderful,

As your best friend, I feel that it is my responsibility

 to remind you this Valentine's day of how special you are. 

And NOBODY knows you like I do. 

I've been thinking lately that we might be ready to be more than friends? 

I'll be there for you no matter what, but if you want to try a bit of romance this V-day,

 I'll be waiting for you at 7:00p at the bowling alley (your favorite one). :)  

See you soon, I hope,

(Guess who)