Ladies, do you ever find
yourself sitting alone in your apartment on a Saturday night, slowly getting closer
to tears of sadness with each passing weekend? Have you ever found yourself in
need of MASCULINE companionship? Well if you answered yes to either one of
these questions, I have the perfect solution to your problems! The new model of
Date-My-Roommate-3000 is now available to all single women attending Brigham
Young University. With the newest of
Puma and Vans clothing, the Date-My-Roommate-3000 is bound to impress you with
his sleek, modern style. In addition to this, he comes loaded with a vast
knowledge of cars, computers, and other MANLY things to help you with any of
your MASCULINE chores around the house (Includes, but is not limited to:
mechanics, carpentry, metal working, and leather working). Along with these things,
he also comes with a sweet, sensitive side filled with love and compassion,
perfect for any woman looking to feel like royalty and not cry herself to sleep
on a Saturday night…. This MANLY being will blow your mind with his endless
charm and Chivalry. Like a MAN. So ladies, if you want to feel like a Princess
this weekend, pick up your new Date-My-Roommate-3000 at Wyview Student Housing
today, or send him and message via Morse code, smoke signal, carrier pigeon, fax,
or handwritten letter.
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