If PIgs could Fly.....

So if I had the magical responsibility of bestowing a pair of wings I think I would give them to my younger brother. Not that he is a pig or anything but he does eat a lot and is 6'5". Because of this crazy height he has been able to dunk a basketball for quite some time now but he isn't very fast. These wings would give him the high flying capabilities to do amazing dunks every which way. There intramural team could then dominate with ease and win the championship. Also this past year he has been training very hard for track and field in the spring. He desperately wants to make it to the State meet in the high jump and he only missed qualifying last year by 2 inches as a junior. So now that he is a senior I want to give him these wings so that not only can he make it to State but he will be able to take 1st and bring home a medal. He deserves it. He would also make sure to exercise righteous dominion over how he used the wings. My brother Clint is someone who I know really well and trust and he would be an excellent recipient of the wings.

Plus I kind of want to keep this AMAZING ability in the family so you know, if I can't have it then my brother might as well.